So which demographic do you and Randal belong in? I think I am in the "overeducated,unemployed, temporarily living with in-laws, but planning on buying a $5000- sofa democrats."
I'm in the "underemployed corporate dropouts over 40 lacking stoves, aligned with cheese eating French cowards and currently celibate though not by choice" segment.
When did I insist this or else? No matter. Knowing I have this power, I insist you wire me the money for plane tickets to France and a nice hotel for a few weeks. I need a vacation.
Let's see, I'd have to be in the "under 40 but inching closer, relatively educated but not enough to stave off naive delusions of being a poet and novelist who speaks atrocious French and is partially celibate because he pisses off his wife but it's not always his fault, honestly and would you kids shut the hell up already?" We're almost as important as soccer moms.
Okay, I confess RG didn't actually insist, well he didn't even request, in fact we never talked about it except in my head (I've named the political voice in my head RG but it sounds just like Jon Stewart) ... and the or else part well, that might have been "L'Ennui-Melodieux told me to do this. Or Elves.'
either way, it makes for an entertaining view, n'est pas?
and keep those segments coming ... it won't be worthy data till it surpasses 450.
I'm simply not as quick or as funny as y'all but, truth be known, I'm in the "highly-unmotivated, under-employed, French-speaking, 'Law & Order' half-watching, blue-collar snob, trailer trash, slacker wannabe" demographic.
I'm in the over sixty pot smoking bipolar feminist ex fashion model unpublished novelist working on a collection of poetry living in my garage and renting my house so I can buy my pot so I can keep writing demographic.
Thanks for waking me up so I could declare myself. God I wish I'd found this first. I was the only laugh today, unless you count South Park.
I'm thinking Frankenstein. If we combine all of our demographic features, though messy and bloody and the result will probably be a rampaging destroyer of worlds, think of the political clout we/it would have!
I'm a somewhat contrary woman who, in March of 2008, decided to leave corporate life behind and pursue a dream. The resulting misadventures are documented here, as I reinvent my life in France. On a side note, I write as I speak ... lots of run-on sentences, misapplied ellipses and unexpectedly plentiful parenthetical pauses. This is unlikely to change.
Is on a bridge above the clouds, is air born Is Marie Marvingt in a biplane, humming Gnome spitting oil Shuddering wires, the church spires Bleriot looking up, his felt hat black An ant, a speck of coal They take your bags and scan them You hire a car, this was the dream and now You've simply gone too far to be lost in self doubt There is only the impending, compelling, spinning propelling how The distance leaves a wispy trail, the turning of the wheel the Fata Morgana highway, cloudward on the Millau And therefore you must go on, therefore you must Embrace every moment, not like hired help checking coats Not like the mud-locked fisherman staring though unknowing, Envy-filled at a parade of powered boats, But eyes full of sky.
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So which demographic do you and Randal belong in? I think I am in the
"overeducated,unemployed, temporarily living with in-laws, but planning on buying a $5000- sofa democrats."
I'm in the "underemployed corporate dropouts over 40 lacking stoves, aligned with cheese eating French cowards and currently celibate though not by choice" segment.
RG will have to speak for himself.
I'm in the "own a successful children's art studio but is happily without children" segment. Can't wait to hear RG's.
When did I insist this or else? No matter. Knowing I have this power, I insist you wire me the money for plane tickets to France and a nice hotel for a few weeks. I need a vacation.
Let's see, I'd have to be in the "under 40 but inching closer, relatively educated but not enough to stave off naive delusions of being a poet and novelist who speaks atrocious French and is partially celibate because he pisses off his wife but it's not always his fault, honestly and would you kids shut the hell up already?" We're almost as important as soccer moms.
Okay, I confess RG didn't actually insist, well he didn't even request, in fact we never talked about it except in my head (I've named the political voice in my head RG but it sounds just like Jon Stewart) ... and the or else part well, that might have been "L'Ennui-Melodieux told me to do this. Or Elves.'
either way, it makes for an entertaining view, n'est pas?
and keep those segments coming ... it won't be worthy data till it surpasses 450.
Talk about leavin' me in the dust!
I'm simply not as quick or as funny as y'all but, truth be known, I'm in the "highly-unmotivated, under-employed, French-speaking, 'Law & Order' half-watching, blue-collar snob, trailer trash, slacker wannabe" demographic.
I loved that YouTube video!
I'm in the over sixty pot smoking bipolar feminist ex fashion model unpublished novelist working on a collection of poetry living in my garage and renting my house so I can buy my pot so I can keep writing demographic.
Thanks for waking me up so I could declare myself. God I wish I'd found this first. I was the only laugh today, unless you count South Park.
I'm thinking Frankenstein. If we combine all of our demographic features, though messy and bloody and the result will probably be a rampaging destroyer of worlds, think of the political clout we/it would have!
RG-I like the way you think! bwah-AHAH-ahahHA! "twirls fake mustache"
U.S.-we have crossover, maybe it is a whole new segment! glad to be of laugh assistance, now are you coming to dinner or what?
LaF-I could coin many phrases for you, but unmotivated wouldn't come to mind. But you DO sound like a democrat. whether you like it or not!
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